1 00:00:03,372 --> 00:00:04,703 Sam, starring as Lucifer. 2 00:00:04,874 --> 00:00:06,774 Dean, starring as Michael. 3 00:00:08,244 --> 00:00:10,610 Suck it up, accept your responsibilities... 4 00:00:10,779 --> 00:00:13,577 ...and play the roles that destiny has chosen for you. 5 00:00:13,749 --> 00:00:15,239 Why didn't the stake kill you? 6 00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:17,942 - I am the Trickster. - Or maybe you're not. 7 00:00:19,788 --> 00:00:21,278 - Hello, Gabriel. - The archangel. 8 00:00:21,457 --> 00:00:24,449 This isn't about some prizefight between your brothers. 9 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:28,289 This is about you being too afraid to stand up to your family. 10 00:00:29,031 --> 00:00:30,464 - You gonna do something? - Like? 11 00:00:30,666 --> 00:00:32,463 - Michael stupid. - Come on, Sam. 12 00:00:32,668 --> 00:00:34,101 Things are about to get bad. 13 00:00:34,270 --> 00:00:37,967 They're not gonna get anything from me without agreeing to a few conditions. 14 00:00:38,173 --> 00:00:40,801 - Whatever you're thinking, don't do it. - I have to. 15 00:00:41,176 --> 00:00:44,634 You're ready. There's no other choice. There's never been a choice. 16 00:00:44,813 --> 00:00:46,246 - The answer is yes. - Dean. 17 00:00:49,318 --> 00:00:51,718 Of course, I have a few conditions. 18 00:00:53,222 --> 00:00:56,089 - What changed your mind? - Damnedest thing. World's ending... 19 00:00:56,258 --> 00:01:00,217 ...walls are coming down on us. I didn't wanna let you down. So screw destiny. 20 00:01:00,396 --> 00:01:02,660 I say we take the fight to them, do it our way. 21 00:01:41,303 --> 00:01:43,032 Hello? 22 00:02:07,863 --> 00:02:09,490 Hello? 23 00:02:32,855 --> 00:02:35,050 - Ah! - Hi. 24 00:02:35,557 --> 00:02:37,821 - Buddy, you can't be here. - Of course I can. 25 00:02:37,993 --> 00:02:42,589 Someone's gotta get everything ready. They're coming, all of them. 26 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:47,362 And we've each got our part to play. Even you. 27 00:02:47,936 --> 00:02:51,030 - What? - You're dinner. 28 00:02:51,874 --> 00:02:54,399 No! Ahh! Ahh! 29 00:03:15,264 --> 00:03:17,027 Whew. 30 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,339 Nice digs for once. 31 00:03:37,286 --> 00:03:40,050 - Busy night. - Any port in a storm, I guess. 32 00:03:40,989 --> 00:03:43,287 - Lf you could just fill this out, please. - Yeah. 33 00:03:46,361 --> 00:03:49,353 Sir, I think you got a little shaving nick there. 34 00:03:57,473 --> 00:03:59,771 - Your key. - Oh, thanks. 35 00:03:59,942 --> 00:04:01,500 Hey, you have a coffee shop? 36 00:04:01,944 --> 00:04:05,141 Buffet, all you can eat. 37 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:07,782 Best pie in the tristate area. 38 00:04:08,884 --> 00:04:10,317 You don't say. 39 00:04:15,591 --> 00:04:17,889 Heaven, right? 40 00:04:18,527 --> 00:04:21,428 Trust me, pal. Better. 41 00:04:34,476 --> 00:04:36,535 - How you doing? - No. 42 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,770 - But... - No. 43 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:43,480 - Oh, lady, I'm just... - I understand. 44 00:04:44,419 --> 00:04:45,909 And no. 45 00:04:48,223 --> 00:04:50,054 Ten-four, yeah. 46 00:04:58,233 --> 00:05:00,667 Sam, unpucker, man. Eat something. 47 00:05:01,136 --> 00:05:02,569 We should hit the road, Dean. 48 00:05:02,738 --> 00:05:05,332 - In this storm? What, it's... - It's biblical. 49 00:05:05,507 --> 00:05:08,999 Exactly. It's frigging Noah's ark out there and we're eating pie. 50 00:05:10,312 --> 00:05:13,804 How many hours of sleep did you get this week? What, three? Four? 51 00:05:14,883 --> 00:05:16,373 Bobby's got his feelers out. 52 00:05:16,552 --> 00:05:19,544 We've talked with every Hoodoo man and root woman in 12 states. 53 00:05:19,721 --> 00:05:22,690 - Yeah, well, I'm not giving up. - Nobody's giving up. 54 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:26,161 Especially me. 55 00:05:28,063 --> 00:05:30,031 We're gonna find a way to beat the devil. 56 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,325 Soon, I can feel it. 57 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,434 And we will find Cass, we will find Adam. 58 00:05:33,602 --> 00:05:36,070 But you are no good to me burnt out. 59 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:41,433 Yeah. 60 00:05:41,610 --> 00:05:42,736 Yeah, okay. 61 00:05:42,911 --> 00:05:47,075 Come on. We have actually got the night off for once. Let's try to enjoy it. 62 00:06:10,038 --> 00:06:13,201 - Oh, what are you, 12? - I'm young at heart. 63 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:21,708 Wow, look at this. We're like Rockefellers. 64 00:06:21,884 --> 00:06:24,444 Chocolates. Ohh. 65 00:06:25,821 --> 00:06:28,381 - You want yours? - Knock yourself out. 66 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:35,724 Whoa, Casa Erotica 13 on demand. 67 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,426 What? 68 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,433 Isn't this place kind of in the middle of nowhere? 69 00:06:42,738 --> 00:06:45,673 - So? - So, what's a four-star hotel doing... 70 00:06:45,841 --> 00:06:48,241 ...on a no-star highway? 71 00:07:04,326 --> 00:07:05,418 Hello? 72 00:07:13,602 --> 00:07:15,160 Hello? 73 00:07:33,388 --> 00:07:34,616 The room next to ours... 74 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:37,691 The couple that are joined at the lips, have you seen them? 75 00:07:37,993 --> 00:07:41,451 Mr. And Mrs. Logan? The honeymooners? 76 00:07:42,798 --> 00:07:44,561 They checked out. 77 00:07:44,733 --> 00:07:46,030 Is something the matter? 78 00:07:46,201 --> 00:07:48,897 - They checked out? - Mm-hm. Just now. 79 00:07:49,104 --> 00:07:54,474 Really? It sort of seemed like they were in the middle of something. 80 00:07:54,643 --> 00:07:57,703 It's kind of weird for honeymooners to check out without this. 81 00:07:57,879 --> 00:07:59,471 Oh, dear. 82 00:07:59,648 --> 00:08:03,175 I'll just put that right in the lost and found. Don't you worry. 83 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,877 Is there anything else I can help you with? 84 00:08:06,188 --> 00:08:09,351 - No, no. We're good. - Super fantastic. 85 00:08:13,895 --> 00:08:15,089 Creepy. 86 00:08:15,263 --> 00:08:17,322 Broke the needle. 87 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,895 Well, I'll scope out the joint... 88 00:08:20,068 --> 00:08:22,593 ...and you keep an eye on Norman Bates over here. 89 00:08:22,771 --> 00:08:25,831 I mean, one night off, is that too much to ask? 90 00:09:14,589 --> 00:09:17,285 This ain't no peep show, man. 91 00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:27,291 You're beautiful. 92 00:09:27,469 --> 00:09:29,300 You're sweet. 93 00:09:30,472 --> 00:09:32,963 - I hate sweet. Ahem. 94 00:09:33,408 --> 00:09:34,841 Sorry to interrupt. 95 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:36,341 The last guest just arrived. 96 00:09:36,845 --> 00:09:39,006 - So everything's ready? - As it will ever be. 97 00:09:39,948 --> 00:09:41,916 Pantry's full. 98 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:45,481 - And the Winchesters? - Suspicious, but under control. 99 00:09:45,654 --> 00:09:49,454 - You have their blood? - Of course I do. I'm quick. 100 00:09:52,327 --> 00:09:55,091 Boys never even knew what hit them. 101 00:09:55,664 --> 00:09:57,029 Thank you, Mercury. 102 00:09:57,499 --> 00:10:00,332 Okay, let's get this show on the road. 103 00:10:03,438 --> 00:10:04,598 - An elephant? - Yeah. 104 00:10:04,773 --> 00:10:07,037 - Like, an elephant? - Like full-on Babar. 105 00:10:07,242 --> 00:10:09,676 So, what the hell is? 106 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:14,676 Where is everybody? 107 00:10:21,022 --> 00:10:22,353 Let me guess, it's locked. 108 00:10:23,024 --> 00:10:25,822 So, what, the roaches check in, they don't check out? 109 00:10:26,027 --> 00:10:27,858 Think about how we got here. 110 00:10:28,029 --> 00:10:29,860 That detour on l-90? 111 00:10:30,031 --> 00:10:32,295 The frigging hurricane? 112 00:10:34,136 --> 00:10:37,071 - You saying we were lead here? - Like rats in a maze. 113 00:11:04,332 --> 00:11:08,166 Please be tomato soup, please be tomato soup. 114 00:11:11,573 --> 00:11:13,541 Motel Hell. 115 00:11:26,888 --> 00:11:28,913 Help us. Get us out. 116 00:11:33,328 --> 00:11:36,058 - Hurry up. - I'm going as fast as l... As I can. 117 00:11:36,932 --> 00:11:38,797 There's somebody behind me, isn't there? 118 00:12:10,065 --> 00:12:12,625 Something tells me this isn't a Shriner convention. 119 00:12:17,372 --> 00:12:20,307 Dinner is served. 120 00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:27,976 Ladies and gentlemen... 121 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:30,941 ...our guests of honor have arrived. 122 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,152 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. 123 00:12:41,363 --> 00:12:44,355 In all my centuries, I never thought I'd see this. 124 00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,429 - This many gods under one roof. - Gods? 125 00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:50,298 And before we get down to brass tacks, some ground rules: 126 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:54,632 No slaughtering each other, curb your wrath. 127 00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:57,437 Oh, and keep your hands off the local virgins. 128 00:12:57,612 --> 00:12:59,944 We're trying to keep a low profile here. 129 00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:04,245 - Oh, we are so, so screwed. - And we all know why we're here. 130 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:07,818 The Judeo-Christian apocalypse looms over us. 131 00:13:07,989 --> 00:13:11,925 I know, we've all had our little disagreements in the past... 132 00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:16,291 ...but the time has come to put those aside and look toward the future. 133 00:13:16,464 --> 00:13:19,900 Because if we don't, we won't have one. 134 00:13:20,635 --> 00:13:23,695 Now, we do have two very valuable bargaining chips: 135 00:13:23,905 --> 00:13:26,703 Michael and Lucifer's vessels. 136 00:13:26,908 --> 00:13:30,639 The question is: What do we do now? 137 00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:33,139 Anybody have any bright ideas? Speak up. 138 00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:35,841 This is a safe room. 139 00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:40,479 I don't like his tone. 140 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:43,624 Kill them? Why? So the angels here can bring them back again? 141 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:46,784 I don't know what everybody's getting so worked up about. 142 00:13:46,961 --> 00:13:52,024 This is just a couple of angels having a slap fight. It's no Armageddon. 143 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,498 Everybody knows when the world comes to end... 144 00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:56,796 ...the great serpent J�rmungandr rises up... 145 00:13:56,971 --> 00:14:01,499 ...and I myself will be eaten by a big wolf. 146 00:14:03,578 --> 00:14:05,876 Oh, yeah? And why is that? 147 00:14:06,314 --> 00:14:09,147 Because your beliefs are so much more realistic? 148 00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:12,051 Whole world's getting carried around... 149 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:15,815 ...on the back of a giant turtle. Ha! Give me a break. 150 00:14:17,892 --> 00:14:19,359 What are you gonna do? 151 00:14:21,229 --> 00:14:22,821 You watch your mouth, boy. 152 00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:26,694 No one's ever proved that. 153 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:31,204 Stay. 154 00:14:39,848 --> 00:14:41,475 We have to fight. 155 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:47,620 The archangels, the only thing they understand is violence. 156 00:14:48,089 --> 00:14:50,922 This ends in blood, there is no other way. 157 00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:55,461 It's them or us. 158 00:14:55,630 --> 00:15:00,192 With all due respect, ma'am... 159 00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:03,633 ...we haven't even tried talking to them. 160 00:15:17,152 --> 00:15:18,551 Kali. 161 00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:21,115 Who asked you? 162 00:15:23,825 --> 00:15:26,658 Can't we all just get along? 163 00:15:27,462 --> 00:15:29,259 Gab... Ugh. 164 00:15:29,431 --> 00:15:32,298 Tsk, tsk. Sam, Dean. 165 00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:37,135 It's always wrong place, worst time with you muttonheads, huh? 166 00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:39,336 Loki. 167 00:15:40,575 --> 00:15:41,974 Baldur. 168 00:15:42,143 --> 00:15:44,236 Good seeing you too. 169 00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:47,176 I guess my invitation got lost in the mail. 170 00:15:47,348 --> 00:15:49,839 - Why are you here? - To talk about the elephant. 171 00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:51,641 Not you. 172 00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:54,587 The apocalypse. 173 00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:58,757 We can't stop it, gang. 174 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,820 But first things first. 175 00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:06,261 The adults need to have a little conversation. 176 00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:07,696 Check you later. 177 00:16:13,475 --> 00:16:15,443 Okay, did that...? 178 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:17,771 - Holy crap. - Yeah, tell me about it. 179 00:16:17,946 --> 00:16:21,074 By the way, next time I say "let's keep driving"... 180 00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:24,117 ...let's keep driving. - Okay, yeah. Next time. 181 00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:26,310 All right, so, what's our next move? 182 00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:29,480 I don't know. 183 00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:31,783 We grab those poor saps out of the freezer. 184 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,724 Bust them out, gank a few freaks if we're lucky. 185 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:37,330 And when are you ever lucky? 186 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,160 - You know what? Bite me, Gabriel. - Later, big boy. 187 00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:44,499 I should've known. This had your stink all over it from the jump. 188 00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:48,835 You think I'm behind this? Please. 189 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:52,502 I'm the Costner to your Houston. I'm here to save your ass. 190 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,841 - You wanna pull us out of the fire? - Bingo. 191 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,150 Those gods are gonna dust you or use you as bait. 192 00:16:58,319 --> 00:16:59,843 Either way, you're uber-boned. 193 00:17:00,488 --> 00:17:04,549 Because a couple months ago, you were telling us that we need to play our roles. 194 00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:05,920 You were uber-boning us. 195 00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:08,994 Ohh, the end is still nigh. 196 00:17:09,163 --> 00:17:12,496 Michael and Lucifer are gonna dance the lambada. 197 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,261 But not tonight, not here. 198 00:17:17,038 --> 00:17:18,335 And why do you care? 199 00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:22,004 I don't care. 200 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:28,512 But me and Kali, we had a thing. 201 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,051 Chick was all hands. 202 00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:33,720 What can I say, I'm sentimental. 203 00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:36,921 Do they have a chance against Satan? 204 00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:40,288 - Really, Sam? - You got a better idea, Dean? 205 00:17:41,029 --> 00:17:42,553 It's a bad idea. 206 00:17:43,398 --> 00:17:45,923 Lucifer's gonna turn them into finger paint. 207 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,796 - Let's get going while the going's good. Okay, great. 208 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,200 - Just zap us out of here. - Would if I could. 209 00:17:51,372 --> 00:17:54,364 But Kali's got you by the short and curlies. 210 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:57,367 It's a blood spell. 211 00:17:57,545 --> 00:17:59,775 - You boys are on a leash. - What does that mean? 212 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:03,475 Means it's time for a little of the old black magic. 213 00:18:05,186 --> 00:18:08,053 We're gonna take the hors d'oeuvres in the freezer with us. 214 00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:11,714 Forget it. It's gonna be hard enough sneaking you mooks out of here. 215 00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:15,090 They called you Loki, right? They don't really know who you are. 216 00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:17,231 Told you. I'm in witness protection. 217 00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:19,992 Okay, well, then how about you do what we say... 218 00:18:20,335 --> 00:18:24,999 ...or we tell the Legion of Doom about your secret identity. 219 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,505 - They don't seem like a pro-angel crowd. - I'll take your voices away. 220 00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:30,507 - We'll write. - I'll cut off your hands. 221 00:18:30,712 --> 00:18:34,341 People are gonna be asking, "Why are you guys running around with no hands?" 222 00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:39,479 Fine. 223 00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:53,632 Bonjour, mon amour. 224 00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:57,632 - Leave. - You always did play hard to get. 225 00:18:58,339 --> 00:19:00,466 - I've moved on. - I noticed. 226 00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:02,275 Baldur? 227 00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:04,138 Really? 228 00:19:07,348 --> 00:19:09,441 Baldur's uncomplicated. 229 00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:14,015 No! No! No! 230 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:19,188 No! No! Stop! 231 00:19:20,161 --> 00:19:21,822 No! No! 232 00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,691 It's too late. 233 00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:26,028 No! 234 00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:30,166 KALl: I never took you for the type. 235 00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:33,136 - Romantic? - Pathetic. 236 00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:36,709 You're the one who called me here. 237 00:19:36,878 --> 00:19:39,972 Because I thought you might take this seriously. 238 00:19:41,082 --> 00:19:45,416 I'm taking this seriously. Ship's sinking, time to get off. 239 00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:49,579 I mean, screw this marble. Let's go check out Pandora. 240 00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:51,520 It doesn't have to be like that. 241 00:19:54,929 --> 00:19:56,055 Afraid it does. 242 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,227 - Lf we fight... - You die. 243 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,265 And what makes you such an expert? 244 00:20:01,436 --> 00:20:03,927 I've tussled with those ass-monkeys once or twice. 245 00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:07,506 Kali, no more tricks. 246 00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:10,235 I'm begging you, don't do this. 247 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:13,380 I have to. 248 00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,679 Can't blame me for trying. 249 00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:25,615 - Still love me? - No. 250 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,438 Ow! 251 00:20:54,355 --> 00:20:55,617 Where the hell is Gabriel? 252 00:20:56,357 --> 00:21:00,123 You must take me for a fool, Gabriel. 253 00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:05,757 You're bound to me. Now and forever. 254 00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,435 Ghostfacers! 255 00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:13,267 Ghost, Ghostfacers 256 00:21:14,075 --> 00:21:16,373 We face the ghost When the others will not 257 00:21:16,878 --> 00:21:18,812 Ghost, Ghostfacers 258 00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:22,145 Stay in the kitchen When the kitchen gets hot 259 00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:26,749 Is the intern position open? 260 00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:28,650 - You're hired. - Really? 261 00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:30,984 - You see my face? See your little box? Yeah. 262 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,320 Okay, my face is gonna be right in your box. 263 00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:36,258 Ghostfacers We face the faceless 264 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:40,594 We face the dead Ghostfacers 265 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:46,106 - lf you're dead, you better stay dead. - Yeah. 266 00:21:46,274 --> 00:21:48,174 Because if not, we're gonna kill you. 267 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:02,178 - How long have you known? - Long enough. 268 00:22:04,692 --> 00:22:06,489 How's the rescue going? 269 00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:10,186 Well, surprise, surprise. 270 00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:14,158 - The Trickster has tricked us. - Kali, don't. 271 00:22:14,335 --> 00:22:15,597 You're mine now. 272 00:22:19,707 --> 00:22:23,336 And you have something I want. 273 00:22:33,254 --> 00:22:35,848 An archangel's blade. 274 00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:41,120 From the archangel Gabriel. 275 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,794 Okay, okay. 276 00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:51,700 So I got wings. Like Kotex. 277 00:22:51,873 --> 00:22:54,467 But that doesn't make me any less right about Lucifer. 278 00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:55,836 He's lying. 279 00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:58,604 - He's a spy. - I'm not a spy. 280 00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:01,873 I'm a runaway. I'm trying to save you. 281 00:23:03,284 --> 00:23:05,684 I know my brother, Kali. 282 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,850 He should scare the living crap out of you. 283 00:23:09,023 --> 00:23:11,218 You can't beat him. 284 00:23:11,392 --> 00:23:14,293 I've skipped ahead, seen how this story ends. 285 00:23:14,462 --> 00:23:17,954 Your story, not ours. 286 00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:22,196 Westerners. I swear, the sheer arrogance. 287 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,197 You think you're the only ones on Earth. 288 00:23:25,506 --> 00:23:28,703 You pillage and you butcher in your God's name. 289 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:33,907 But you're not the only religion and he's not the only God. 290 00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:38,077 And now you think you can just rip the planet apart? 291 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,844 You're wrong. 292 00:23:40,521 --> 00:23:43,046 There are billions of us... 293 00:23:44,058 --> 00:23:45,821 ...and we were here first. 294 00:23:46,527 --> 00:23:48,927 If anyone gets to end this world... 295 00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:53,333 ...it's me. 296 00:23:57,805 --> 00:23:59,830 I'm sorry. 297 00:24:21,762 --> 00:24:23,389 This is crazy. 298 00:24:23,698 --> 00:24:24,756 They can die. 299 00:24:29,637 --> 00:24:31,468 We can kill Lucifer. 300 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:36,632 All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. 301 00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:38,402 Are you out of your mind? 302 00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:40,604 I'm out of options. 303 00:24:41,215 --> 00:24:44,548 Now, on any other given day, I'd be doing my damnedest... 304 00:24:44,719 --> 00:24:48,917 ...to kill you, you filthy, murdering chimps. Ha, ha. 305 00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:51,119 But, hey... 306 00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:54,124 ...desperate times. 307 00:24:55,863 --> 00:25:00,129 So even though I'd love nothing better than to slit your throats, you dicks... 308 00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:05,462 ...I'm gonna help you. 309 00:25:06,073 --> 00:25:08,405 I'm gonna help you ice the devil. 310 00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:14,779 And then we can all get back to ganking each other like normal. 311 00:25:15,449 --> 00:25:16,916 You want Lucifer? 312 00:25:17,685 --> 00:25:21,678 Well, dude's not in the Yellow Pages. But me and Sam, we can get him here. 313 00:25:22,623 --> 00:25:23,817 How? 314 00:25:23,991 --> 00:25:28,018 First, you let those main courses go, then we talk. 315 00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:31,498 Oh, we can either take on the devil together... 316 00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:34,532 ...or you lame-ass bitches can eat me. 317 00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:38,665 Literally. 318 00:25:39,106 --> 00:25:42,200 Come on, everybody. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 319 00:25:42,643 --> 00:25:47,046 All right, all right. Go, go, go. Get out of here. 320 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,978 Pst! Dean. 321 00:25:50,818 --> 00:25:52,718 Don't look at me. 322 00:25:53,354 --> 00:25:56,152 Act natural. Get in. 323 00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:05,121 Nothing natural about this. I thought you were dead. 324 00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:09,235 You think I'd give Kali my real sword? That thing can kill me. 325 00:26:09,537 --> 00:26:12,165 - Then what do they have in there? - A fake. 326 00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:15,797 Made it out of a can of Diet Orange Slice. 327 00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:21,877 - So go snag our blood, would you? - What? 328 00:26:22,049 --> 00:26:25,951 I heard you in there, Kali likes you. You can get close. 329 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:30,213 - Lift the plasma, then we vamoose. - No. 330 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,550 Hand over the real blade. 331 00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:36,162 Better yet, why don't you sack up and help us take down Lucifer? 332 00:26:36,764 --> 00:26:38,664 - You can't be serious. - Deadly. 333 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:41,199 Since when are you butt buddies with monsters? 334 00:26:41,368 --> 00:26:44,235 - That's all they are to you, aren't they? - Sam was right. 335 00:26:44,405 --> 00:26:46,600 It's nuts, but it's the best idea I've heard. 336 00:26:46,774 --> 00:26:48,742 So unless you have a better one... 337 00:26:50,511 --> 00:26:51,876 Well, good luck with that. 338 00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:53,445 Me, I'm blowing Jonestown. 339 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:56,208 Lemmings wanna run off a cliff, that's their business. 340 00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:57,441 I see through you. 341 00:26:57,618 --> 00:27:00,451 The smart-ass shell. The whole "I could give a crap" thing. 342 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,350 Believe me, takes one to know one. 343 00:27:02,523 --> 00:27:03,785 - That so? - Yes. 344 00:27:03,991 --> 00:27:06,016 Those freaks aren't blood, they are family. 345 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,352 They just stabbed me in the frigging heart. 346 00:27:08,529 --> 00:27:11,396 Maybe. But you still give a crap about them, don't you? 347 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:14,762 - Dean. - They're gonna die in there without you. 348 00:27:17,238 --> 00:27:19,206 I can't kill my brother. 349 00:27:21,876 --> 00:27:23,434 Can't or won't? 350 00:27:26,547 --> 00:27:28,378 That's what I thought. 351 00:27:33,454 --> 00:27:36,617 So you're going to summon Lucifer? 352 00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:41,159 Sort of. I just need you to squeegee some stuff from my ribs... 353 00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:44,661 ...and he'll come running. - Breaking them would be easier. 354 00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:51,336 Show's over. Sword's a fake. 355 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,103 And Gabriel? He's still kicking. 356 00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:57,576 I hate to break it to you, sister, but you've been tricked. 357 00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:05,317 Checking in. 358 00:28:14,295 --> 00:28:15,626 Lucifer. 359 00:28:15,796 --> 00:28:17,024 Thanks for coming. 360 00:28:17,198 --> 00:28:19,666 Oh, you did right calling me. 361 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:25,066 It's just the way the talk is heading in there, it's... 362 00:28:25,239 --> 00:28:27,173 It's insane. 363 00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:31,876 You know, I never understood you pagans. 364 00:28:32,046 --> 00:28:34,810 You're such petty little things. 365 00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:40,776 Always fighting, always happy to sell out your own kind. 366 00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:44,723 No wonder you forfeited this planet to us. 367 00:28:45,259 --> 00:28:48,228 You are worse than humans. 368 00:28:49,263 --> 00:28:50,924 You're worse than demons... 369 00:28:51,098 --> 00:28:53,692 ...and yet you claim to be gods. 370 00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:07,103 And they call me prideful. 371 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,314 What's happening? 372 00:29:43,751 --> 00:29:45,378 It's him. 373 00:29:45,786 --> 00:29:46,946 How? 374 00:29:47,121 --> 00:29:49,681 Does it matter? Shazam us out of here, would you? 375 00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:51,825 We can't. 376 00:29:54,628 --> 00:29:56,027 Of course you can't. 377 00:29:57,698 --> 00:29:59,393 You didn't say "Mother May I." 378 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,491 Sam, Dean, good to see you again. 379 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,968 Baldur, don't. 380 00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:06,572 You think you own the planet? 381 00:30:08,309 --> 00:30:10,243 What gives you the right? 382 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:15,039 No one gives us the right. 383 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:16,540 We take it. 384 00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:45,038 - You okay? - Yeah. 385 00:30:45,212 --> 00:30:46,941 Not really. 386 00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:50,076 Better late than never, huh? 387 00:30:51,385 --> 00:30:53,819 Guard this with your life. 388 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:10,127 Lucy, I'm home. 389 00:31:13,474 --> 00:31:14,566 Not this time. 390 00:31:22,116 --> 00:31:25,984 Guys, get her out of here. 391 00:31:28,589 --> 00:31:32,218 Over a girl. Gabriel, really? 392 00:31:32,393 --> 00:31:34,987 I mean, I knew you were slumming... 393 00:31:35,262 --> 00:31:37,730 ...but I hope you didn't catch anything. 394 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:42,566 Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you. 395 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:46,767 But you are a great big bag of dicks. 396 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,805 What did you just say to me? 397 00:31:48,976 --> 00:31:51,968 Look at yourself. Boo-hoo. 398 00:31:52,312 --> 00:31:54,644 Daddy was mean to me so I'm gonna smash his toys. 399 00:31:54,815 --> 00:31:57,306 - Watch your tone. - Play the victim all you want... 400 00:31:57,484 --> 00:31:59,418 ...but you and me? 401 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:01,611 We know the truth. 402 00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:08,962 Dad loved you best, more than Michael, more than me. 403 00:32:09,396 --> 00:32:13,127 Then he brought the new baby home and you couldn't handle it. 404 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:17,532 So all this is just a great big temper tantrum. 405 00:32:20,841 --> 00:32:22,468 Time to grow up. 406 00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:27,947 - I'm not getting in that thing. - Just get in the car, princess. 407 00:32:33,554 --> 00:32:36,648 - Gabriel, if you're doing this for Michael... - Screw him. 408 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:40,055 If he were standing here, I'd shiv his ass too. 409 00:32:40,527 --> 00:32:43,052 - You disloyal... - Oh, I'm loyal. 410 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,496 - To them. - Who? 411 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:49,534 These so-called gods? 412 00:32:49,703 --> 00:32:52,365 To people, Lucifer. 413 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:55,306 - People. - So you're willing to die... 414 00:32:55,676 --> 00:32:57,974 ...for a pile of cockroaches? Why? 415 00:32:58,378 --> 00:32:59,868 Because Dad was right. 416 00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:05,248 - They are better than us. - They are broken, flawed abortions. 417 00:33:05,452 --> 00:33:06,817 Damn right, they're flawed. 418 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:13,820 But a lot of them try to do better, to forgive. 419 00:33:15,762 --> 00:33:17,696 And you should see the Spearmint Rhino. 420 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,466 I've been riding the pine a long time, but I'm in the game now. 421 00:33:25,606 --> 00:33:28,598 And I'm not on your side or Michael's. 422 00:33:30,978 --> 00:33:32,411 I'm on theirs. 423 00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:38,044 Brother, don't make me do this. 424 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:40,516 No one makes us do anything. 425 00:33:42,723 --> 00:33:45,351 I know you think you're doing the right thing, Gabriel. 426 00:33:45,726 --> 00:33:49,719 But I know where your heart truly lies. 427 00:33:57,404 --> 00:33:58,530 Here. 428 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,810 Amateur hocus-pocus. 429 00:34:06,013 --> 00:34:07,605 Don't forget. 430 00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:11,273 You learned all your tricks from me, little brother. 431 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:58,523 Dear Diary, being a high-powered business president is super fun... 432 00:34:58,699 --> 00:35:00,496 ... but so exhausting. 433 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:03,067 Sometimes I just need to relax. 434 00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:06,228 I need Casa Erotica. 435 00:35:07,641 --> 00:35:09,165 Room service. 436 00:35:09,643 --> 00:35:11,201 Come in. 437 00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:14,575 Gabriel wanted you to guard this with your life? 438 00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:17,273 Maybe he's a fan. It is a good one. 439 00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:22,217 I've got the kielbasa you ordered. 440 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:24,516 Ohh. Polish? 441 00:35:24,691 --> 00:35:26,716 Hungarian. 442 00:35:35,202 --> 00:35:37,397 - What the hell's going on? So nice. 443 00:35:38,372 --> 00:35:40,602 Sam, Dean... 444 00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:44,171 ... you're probably wondering what the hell's going on. 445 00:35:44,611 --> 00:35:50,049 Well, if you're watching this, I'm dead. 446 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:55,817 Oh, please, stop sobbing. It's embarrassing for all of us. 447 00:35:55,989 --> 00:36:00,187 Without me, you got zero shot at killing Lucifer. 448 00:36:00,727 --> 00:36:01,955 Sorry. 449 00:36:02,129 --> 00:36:04,723 But you can trap him. 450 00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:08,564 The cage you sprung Lucifer from, it's still down there. 451 00:36:08,735 --> 00:36:12,831 And maybe, just maybe, you can shove his ass back in. 452 00:36:13,607 --> 00:36:15,165 Not that it'll be easy. 453 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:18,311 You gotta get the cage open, trick my bro back into it... 454 00:36:18,612 --> 00:36:23,345 ... and, oh, yeah, avoid Michael and the God squad. 455 00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:26,509 But, hey, details, right? 456 00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:31,685 And here's the big secret Lucifer himself doesn't even know. 457 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:35,089 But the key to the cage, it's out there. 458 00:36:35,762 --> 00:36:38,822 Actually, it's "keys," plural. 459 00:36:38,999 --> 00:36:40,091 Four keys. 460 00:36:40,267 --> 00:36:43,862 Well, four rings from the horsemen. 461 00:36:44,037 --> 00:36:46,733 You get them all, you got the cage. 462 00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:53,008 Can't say I'm betting on you boys, but, hey, I've been wrong before. 463 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,274 And, Dean, you were right. 464 00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:59,180 I was afraid to stand up to my brother. 465 00:36:59,953 --> 00:37:01,978 But not anymore. 466 00:37:02,355 --> 00:37:05,324 So this is me standing up... 467 00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:09,521 ... and this is me lying down. 468 00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:16,562 - My goodness. You're naughty. - Oh. Oh, man. 469 00:37:19,973 --> 00:37:21,804 Horsemen, huh? 470 00:37:22,976 --> 00:37:24,136 Well, we got War's. 471 00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:29,673 We nicked Famine's. 472 00:37:31,017 --> 00:37:33,542 That's two rings down. Collect all four? 473 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,518 - All we need is Pestilence and Death. Oh, is that all? 474 00:37:37,858 --> 00:37:39,052 It's a plan. 475 00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:33,770 The hell? 476 00:38:42,589 --> 00:38:47,117 Does this stuff make you drowsy? I've got a lot of driving to do. 477 00:38:47,294 --> 00:38:49,387 Blue ones make you sleepy. 478 00:38:49,563 --> 00:38:52,896 Red and orange ones are okay for daytime. 479 00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:01,601 Oh, the living.